Terms and Conditions

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1. No Crybabies

This is a roast-based comedy event. If you're easily offended, sensitive to crude humor, or think sarcasm is a hate crime, we kindly suggest another form of entertainment — like yoga. Or puzzles.

2. By Entering the Ring or Venue:

• You acknowledge that you may be subject to public embarrassment, bad dancing, or dad jokes.
   
• If you’re chosen as a fighter, you will sign a waiver and agree to light, padded contact with another brave idiot.
   
• You grant us the right to film and use your image, voice, and awkward reactions for promotional purposes.
   

3. Audience Etiquette

• Heckling is fine if it’s funny. If it’s not, the judges may roast you.
   
• No fighting outside the ring unless you’re prepared to face Texarkana’s finest (and we don’t mean our security guard).
   
• Please don’t bring weapons, strong odors, or your ex.
   

4. Content Warning

This show may include offensive language, adult humor, questionable decisions, and fake sponsors. If you are under 18, you must be accompanied by a responsible adult — or at least someone legally taller than a beer.